No, sir … don’t like it.

I don’t like this theme very much.  No time to author my own.  Ah, well….

No More Monkeys!

I was just thinking … a bunch of monkeys, even given an eternity, will never type out the complete works of Shakespeare.  They couldn’t, because the typewriter would get broken before they really even got started on the first sonnet.  Then you could give them all eternity and they’d never type out any works of Shakespeare because they wouldn’t have a typewriter.  It’s a one shot deal, and they’d urinate on it before they got the paper in.

A Coffee Haiku

Coffee from water
maker to body
water from coffee

Forest Bridge