Hansel and Gretel in Two Sentences

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I had it down to a science: bait ’em in with gingerbread walls and lollipop fence posts, cram them in the pantry, then back ’em when they ripen. Now, thanks to that clever, goody-goody Gretel and her dumb lout of a brother Hansel, my arms are sticks of shriveled jerky and the whole cottage will smell of burned hair before I’m done bakin’.

The gifted Jeanette Andromeda over at Horror Made drew a picture of it.  Go visit her blog at horrormade.com.  Do it NOW!

Jeanette Andromeda’s Rendering of this Two Sentence Fairy Tale.

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